AIB Knockout was one hell of a show where Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh were roasted to an extent that they got charred quite literally. Not even a single panel member at the Knockout was spared. Most of the jokes were around Deepika Padukone and Ranveer Singh.
Here funniest jokes on the Bollywood couple
- Ranveer, you are such a sleaze that you don’t get turned on unless Deepika uses a pepper spray on you.
- I am not saying that Ranveer Singh does shit films, but the last good thing he was in was Deepika Padukone.
- Ranveer Singh completed four years in the movie industry – one year of acting and three years about getting over Anushka Sharma.
- Arjun Kapoor, you dropped those kilos faster than Deepika dropped her dating standards.
- You did an ad for durex- It is the first time I saw a condom being endorsed by an STD.
- Deepika is a state level badminton player and Ranveer is a national level sex offender.
- Ranveer is a big fan of ‘Kuch Kuch Hota Hai’, that film makes him reach out for a box of tissue, because he is the only guy who will jerk of to Farida Jalal.
- We wanted to get Ranbir Kapoor for the show but we could only manage Ranveer, which is also what Deepika did, so I guess it is fine.
- Rohan Joshi recently moved from Malabar Hills to Santa Cruz, that’s like moving from Ranbir Kapoor to Ranveer Singh.
- You are so Sindhi Ranveer that you insist that your girlfriends bring back the receipts from the abortion clinic.
- You are such a pervert Ranveer that the photograph of Deepika Padukone in was taken by you.
- Ranveer Singh is on Tinder or as he likes to call it flipkart.
- How does it feel to be the only sad person in the country everytime Virat Kohli scores a century Ranveer Singh?
- Deepika as a woman, I would thank you for dating Ranveer, thank you for keeping him off the streets.
- Ranveer Singh is so horny that if he f@#*&% a chick with Ebola she would die of AIDS first.
